mom: I'm going out, do you need anything?
me: yes, I need Lady Gaga.
mom: no I mean, do you need something I can buy?
me: plane tickets to new york so I can meet Lady Gaga.
mom: ugh. something at the grocery store.
me: a new york map so we won't get lost on our way to Lady Gaga
hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but ur wearing a gaga t-shirt, so lets be friends